Claiming Copyright Before TSA Can

11/17/2010 23:29

I hereby claim poor man's copyright (i.e. I thought of it first, and have demonstrable proof of such) before the Transportation Security Administration can attempt to register the following marks:

For women, DILDO: Digitally Invasive Labial Discretionary Observation (where 'digital' refers to the 'digits', or fingers, of the TSA goon; not to the technology that saves any related images forever)

For men, PENIS: Predatory and Exploitative Nationalized Intrusion of Sexuality. (No real explanation is needed here.)

As for your children, make up your own acronyms as you desire. TSA is fondling little kids, how'd you like your own children to be "patted down" by some TSA agent?